- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Hello Braydon

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

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