- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

The 13th Amendment...

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Scientology.

Is this where I type the joke?

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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