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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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