there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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