- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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