I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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neil patrick harris

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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hi

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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