You're Adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops