Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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