26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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man boobs

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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