A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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since when?

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Mrs. Welsh

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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ginger

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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