Spotto

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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hey bill!

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Pickles

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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