How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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