What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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