What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Woman's Rights

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Women.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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