What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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