Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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