- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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