Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

where are you?

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Fox News.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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