Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Woman rights.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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