- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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