- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

I've got a dig bick

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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