- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did he die? He was sick.

Jason Connor.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Badgers are cool

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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