why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Jaden McMichael

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Anti Joke

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