YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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