Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Women's Rights.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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