What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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i have yougurt with tractor

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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