What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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