How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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