- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I can't see my forehead

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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