whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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