- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Women's rights.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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