What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Not Steve Jobs

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

knock knock Labrinth come in

liam buchan is gay !

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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