What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Not Steve Jobs

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

knock knock Labrinth come in

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

liam buchan is gay !

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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