Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Kathy Griffin.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

your father died

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A: B: No pun intended.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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