How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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this is not a joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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