Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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