- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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