Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Civil Rights.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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