- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

skurfboards we love fat kids

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Woman.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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