Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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terry stockton is straight

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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