What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Type 2 diabetics

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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