larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

? I hate niiggers ?

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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