- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why did the child step on a ball?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

An atheist walks into a church

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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