Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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women outside of the kitchen

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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