What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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