- Anti Joke

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.