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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Win and Beau have no friends

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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