- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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