- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

YEAH THEY DO.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

A walrus walks into a bar

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