There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

The WNBA.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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