- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

pickle juice?

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

melon

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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