whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Woman's Rights

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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