Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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