- Anti Joke

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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