- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

I like hats XD!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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