- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Soccer...

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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