What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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drake

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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