Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Johnson stops eating

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a potato flew around my room

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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i cant think of one.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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You're Adopted.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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