- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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