ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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An atheist walks into a church

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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