What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Meow.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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religion.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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