A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Nicolas Cage

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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GONNA

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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