Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Niki Minaj's ass

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What is cold? Winter

Male penises.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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