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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u