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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Women's rights.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the child step on a ball?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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