An asian without a future.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Jaden McMichael

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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