What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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penis

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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This is an anti-joke.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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pickle juice?

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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vbh

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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