Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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