What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

The WNBA.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Tim and Eric

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

Pen15

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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