A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Anti Joke

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