What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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