Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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