Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Gianni

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Nicolas Cage

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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