- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

I said I hate niiggers

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Women.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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