Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Romans rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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