Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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