- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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