Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

I was born.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...