- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

I was born.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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