Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Today is May 18 2016.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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