WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

woman's rights

WNBA

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

ass in my face ? no

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

E= McVagina

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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