Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's up brah brah

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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justin bieber

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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