Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Twenty-Four

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Woman rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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