Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Your time.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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An atheist walks into a church

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Anti Joke

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