Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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