- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A black man in a country bar.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

The Game.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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