"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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