My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What's up brah brah

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Shit!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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