- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Women's rights.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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