why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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