- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.