If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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