Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Homosexuals are gay.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Woman's rights

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

where wally? wallys a myth.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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