Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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good one jess !!

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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so dont touch it.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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