Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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whats black? a black man

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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