- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

So a seal walks into a club..

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