A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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