How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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