Penal Dysfunction

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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