A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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This is a joke

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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