- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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