There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your Mom.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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