Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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