- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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