- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

i like pie.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

i cant think of one.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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