What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Win and Beau have no friends

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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AIDS

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

The Holocaust.

Women.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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