- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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