There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

i cant think of one.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...