If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Knock, knock. *answers door*

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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