Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Knock, knock. *answers door*

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

raping black women

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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