A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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