- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

so dont touch it.

Deadly cancer.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Strawberries!

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Penisland

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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