What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Women Driving.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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porn-hub

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Spread the net.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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redtube

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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