- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

YES! EXACTLY!

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

my friend is gay hes gay

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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