I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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womens rights

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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