What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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hit the thumbs down button

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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