What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I can't see my forehead

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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