Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

i have yougurt with tractor

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What's big and white?

You know what sucks? Yes.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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