How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Canada AYY

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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