Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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