If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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