what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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IU football

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Nicolas Cage

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Dogs in my home.

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