Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Ham sandwich

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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