What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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black guy graduating high school

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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hi

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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