How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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AIDS

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