ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

School

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

Obama

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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