- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

raping black women

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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