- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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