A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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