Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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ginger

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Well educated black man.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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zebras

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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