black guy graduating high school

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Anti Joke

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