Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

I am a n1gger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Knock knock. Come in.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

matt f stupid because no one likes him

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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