What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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black guy graduating high school

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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